A vintage-inspired camp shirt for everyone who survived chirch camp with their sense of humor intact.

Looks like an old church camp souvenir. Reads like therapy.

Some programs deserve to be dropped.

Designed to look like a vintage summer camp souvenir, the Conversion Therapy Dropout tee blends retro outdoor aesthetics with sharp, understated humor.

At first glance, it feels like something you picked up after a week in the woods.

Then people read it.

Whether you wear it as a celebration of authenticity, a reminder of your own journey, or simply because you appreciate clever satire, this shirt is designed for people who understand that being yourself was never something that needed fixing.

Created for people who found their own path.

This design resonates with many people who have experienced or support:

• LGBTQ+ communities
• Religious deconstruction
• Exvangelical journeys
• Progressive faith communities
• Chosen family
• Authentic self-expression
• Healing through humor
• Allies who believe everyone deserves to belong

The people who understand...
understand.

Premium Quality

Printed on the incredibly soft Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.

• Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Retail fit
• Lightweight and breathable
• Professionally DTG printed
• Designed for everyday comfort

Available in:

• Dark Grey Heather
• Black
• Dark Olive
• Natural
• Soft Cream

Fit

Unisex retail fit.

True to size.

For a relaxed vintage look, size up one size.

Please refer to the size guide before ordering.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Wash inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly over the printed design

Why Protect the Hive?

Protect the Hive celebrates authenticity, chosen family, and the communities we build when we decide to live honestly.

Some of our designs make people laugh.

Some make people think.

The best ones do both.

Your Hive is your circle of acceptance—family, friends, chosen family, or community.

Product Highlights

✔ Premium Bella + Canvas 3001

✔ Soft retail fit

✔ Professionally DTG printed

✔ Vintage-inspired artwork

✔ Original Protect the Hive design

✔ Designed to start conversations